Thursday, May 16, 2013

Endless cake....

I honestly thought it was only a myth.

I had never received an email like that before.

When it happened.... I only thought it was a fluke thing.

Then....

It happened again!

This week has been the week to absolutely just PIGG OUT!  I've also maintained just an awful-awful schedule.  Debbie goes on vacation tomorrow and there are just too many things today.  Where was I?  Oh, yeah!  FOOD....

Monday, after a weekend of thinking about it, I ordered pizza for the office (yay like 3 people).  It was AWESOME!!  Megan had a group of students playing in her office because David (the hangout office) wasn't there.  They ended up eating a whole pizza themselves (medium deep-dish pepperoni and bacon pizza- mmmmmm- not that I could eat it anyway)

It was that afternoon, the first time it happened.  I had never gotten an email quite like this before.  Most of my 'bigger' emails don't download properly and I would forward them to my gmail to check there.  This particular email was simple:
I recognized the name it came from- though I don't really know who it is.  The title simply said "Food in room X".  There wasn't a body or anything, come to learn, but I thought there would be something more to it.  I carefully, quietly, and stealthily made my way to that room.  I half expected to be caught at the door and have to sit through someone trying to sell me a condo or something.

When I got there, the room was fairly quiet.  A few people were sitting at tables near the front. At the back of the room, there was just a mini buffet of chicken fingers, chips n dip, meatballs, veggies, fruit, iced tea, and cookies.  No reason or rhyme to be there.  It was very strange.  I gathered a plate and just sorta sat down.  As I began eating, a few people I knew came in and joined me.  It was like a party at work for no reason at all!  Pretty Awesome.

So that was like a fluke thing, right?

Nu!  And an awesomely NU at that!!

Today, as I was walking back from the vending machine totally defeated because the bookstore hadn't restocked my munchie of choice - Jennifer waved me over.  She was eating a piece of cake.  Starving (lunch in 2 hrs) and constantly having to smell the yumminess of Subway pizza, subs, soup, and muffins- I was literally drooling when I was all "WHERE'D YOU GET THE CAKE?!?!?!?"  She pointed down the back hall of the office and was cool and 'help yourself'.

I walked in to epicness....

I guess that the nursing school had a pinning ceremony (and being nurses we don't eat cake and crap in public).  There were 2 FULL sheet cakes (like the size of a counter or even my work desk), sitting there pre-cut into little squares.  Next to it were cheese cubes, crackers, chicken salad, and orange juice with pineapple (come to find out!)

I stopped and took lunch right then and there.

And I was bad.....

I realized it about 3 slices into the cake.

We had a conversation about it too.  It was hilarious, we started bouncing off the walls and dancing to some youtube videos of J Lo and some other great songs I hadn't heard in years.  We both agreed that if you sat us down in front of the cake with a fork- between the two of us, it'd be gone by dinner.  So good.

There was so much cake left over, in fact, that I started playing favorites and taking cake over to my favorite people.  I (of course) took care of my office (brownie points!) and my favorite teller at the bookstore (Amanda's great!), I took care of my boss (who returned today- what better way to celebrate than with cake?!), and her secretary.  I wanted to take one to Linda (cuz she's awesome) but her door was closed so I let it go.

so delicious....


Lastly, I went back and ate my final slice.  Does anyone want to go to the gym with me?


It's ok- I repented as institute had this in mind for me:

This can only end badly.
Ok, so it wasn't so bad

As epic as the cake was, was as not-epic as my skating abilities.  This was a good workout- I might have to do this more...

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